January 2012
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
December 2011
Don't drink and drive and don't ride with anybody...
fitfor2012:
CHECK THAT THIS SERVICE IS OFFERED IN YOUR AREA!
Take the time to call AAA’s number listed above to verify that this service is available in your area, preferably before you start to get your party on tonight.
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.