Sometimes I wish I looked foreign so strangers can look stupid trying to talk to me in my “native” language.
While they talk I’d just be like:
Then when I respond to them in English, they’d be like:
That awkward moment when you can hear your parents through the vent getting it on.
That awkward moment when you realize Pocahontas only speaks two lines of a non-English language.
That awkward moment when you don’t know whether a person is a boy or girl.
that awkward moment when you try to get encouragement by posting that you’re upset on tumblr, and you get completely ignored.
That awkward moment when you figure out someone unfollowed you because you didn’t follow them back.
and then you’re like “why follow me in the first place?”
That awkward moment when you have to go in public alone and everyone stares at you.
